I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
