Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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