i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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