oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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