honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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