worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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