Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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