we have pet lesbian snakes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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