so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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