What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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