Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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