All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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