can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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