You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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