It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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