Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you win again, gameday.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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