Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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