there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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