He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
we should paint friendship bongs
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