PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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