Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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