i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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