North Korea, Best Korea!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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