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May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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