So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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