Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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