I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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