Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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