S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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