Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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