"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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