did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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