You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Someone shattered a urinal.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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