After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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