One girl and one boy is just not enough.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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