Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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