Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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