If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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