I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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