You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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