its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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