so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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