Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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