so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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