Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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