walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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