I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
operation have a gay friend backfired
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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