She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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