the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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