Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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